Man Fruit

from PANK! EP by Stufy

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Why is cannibalism such a shame?
We do not mourn the fruit, for they have no souls so we claim,
but your grandma is a vegetable by any other name.
Why is cannibalism such a shame?

Why can't I be nice to small children?
Just because some jackass couldn't keep it in his pants.
Now I feel like a perv 'cause I enjoy toys and own a van.
Why can't I be friends with small children?

Why can't I kill people just for fun?
I know you're making people meat with that submachinegun,
and I watch my friends step out of their way just to kill a bug.
Why can't I kill people just for fun?

Chorus: I don't understand why I can't eat humans, or why I shouldn't believe in magic.
And I don't know why all my songs should rhyme, but the fact that I give in just makes me barf.

I'm so glad we put them in their place.
A tree don't even have a brain, and it's taking up space.
This universe was manufactured just to house the human race.
I'm so glad we put them in their place

Why is cannibalism frowned upon?
What do you think we'd to do if all the animals were gone?
All these poor, pretentious people producing their porky spawn.
Why is cannibalism frowned upon?

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from PANK! EP, released September 21, 2013

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